On the crazy astronaut lady...


Thank you, Lisa Nowak.
See, people!
This is why we have men's deodorant and women's deodorant;
Regular push-ups and girl push-ups.
and this is exactly why women should not be allowed to have certain jobs.
Who in their right mind would shoot someone into space who's menstrual cycle is directly dependent on the moon's lunar cycle? You're asking for a hormonal freak show.
And furthermore, shouldn't she have already learned that girls who excel in math and sciences only scare the boys away? I mean I learned that in 7th grade when my math teacher stopped calling on me for the right answers.
No one likes a smart girl, not even a crazy one with moon helmet hair.

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