Who else is gonna bring you...

a broken arrow, but Rod Stewart?
And who else is gonna stand there and watch as you unwrap the gift and give you the
"Oh please you don't have to thank me your happiness is all I need---but you should know that it was a very expensive gift and you have no idea what I had to go through to get it for you. I really, really hope you like it. But no, really, it was no big deal" look.