Okay, seriously...

what's the deal with Mary Poppins and Bert?

I mean the sexual tension (or asexual tension) is beyond palpable.
and then the way that Bert notices the wind changing means that he has met Mary before--
they have some history--but what?!

if you haven't watched in awhile do yourself a HUGE favor and netflix/rent it.
and then maybe you can explain Bert and Mary's relationship to me.

here are a few things about MP that you may have forgotten were so hilariously awesome:

-they live next to a nutjob Admiral Boom who thinks he's still at sea and sets off explosions every morning.
(awesome!)

-George Banks' song when he enters his home:

I run my home precisely on schedule /
At 6:01 I march through my door /
My slippers, sherry and pipe are due at 6:02 /
Consistent is the life I lead
It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910
King Edward's on the throne it's the age of men
I'm the lord of my castle the sovereign, the liege
I treat my subjects, servants children, wife with a firm but gentle hand, noblesse oblige.
It's 6:03 and the heirs to my dominion
Are scrubbed and tubbed and adequately fed
And so I'll pat them on the head and send them off to bed Ah, lordly is the life I lead. Winifred, where are the children?

(HILARIOUS!)
-the singing cartoon animals during "It's a Jolly Holiday with Mary"

(funny and adorable!)

-TALLEYHOOOOOO!


-"I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
what other movie uses that joke?

-oh yes, of course and Michael getting stuck in the closet during "Spoonful of Sugar"
"Let me out! Let me out!"

(JUST DELIGHTFUL!)
i promise you will spend the rest of the week greeting people "Ello! Ello! Ello!"