and the winner...

of the 2006 Most Pathetic Thanksgiving Award goes to
(drumroll)
Michael Richards

today Michael will down his sorrows with gravy, extra stuffing, and sweet potato pie--hoping that by eating enough turkey the trytophan high will numb his sadness at the passing of his career and keep him from wondering why Jerry or Julia won't return his calls as he watches his Seinfeld DVD box set.

and some where else in LA Britney Spears feels a weight lifted off her shoulders knowing that this year she can finally pass the award on to someone else.