The story of my life...

would be narrated by Serling Holloway.

Oh, come on you know Sterling:
here just have a listen.

Lambert not ringing a bell?
oh, maybe you remember sterling from a little movie called Dumbo
He was the stork...no? never saw Dumbo.
or this other flick called Alice in Wonderland
he was the chesire cat
see, i told you you knew Sterling!
so, who would narrate the story of your life?

oh and speaking of Dumbo...
here are 4 things i think of when i think of Dumbo:

--my most favorite song "When I see an Elephant Fly"

---the scene is when Dumbo gets drunk is beyond creepy

---it's one of the most depressing movies ever next to Schindler's List

---and of course Dumbo's Circus the Disney tv show