UNprediction Tuesday...

TODAY's UNprediction:
In a Rollingstone article Zach Braff will finally admit that he wrote Garden State as a way to make out with Natatlie Portman and get chicks. He will formally and sincerely appologize to anyone who gagged during the movie when he alikened love to having your mom offer her sleeve for you to wipe your nose on.

"Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Play the sensitive card. Get people to actually think I made our generations THE GRADUATE. But I'm sorry. It was all bullshit. It was really selfish of me. In hindsight it was a bad idea. I'm just so glad Mandy has given me a second chance."