Can you hear me now?...

good.
introducing Please Hold

it's the hilariously large old school phone receiver that plugs into your cell phones.
the portability of a cell phone with the bulkiness of a normal receiver
want to be the "dick" of the party (dick tracy that is)
oh wait i got my references messed up.
dick tracy talks into his watch


anyway it comes in a variety of colors to suit your personality:


yeah maybe it is a bit much, but if your land line is your cell phone it's not a terrible idea.
i like it much better than trying to pretend i'm a AT&T operator with an ear bud attachment.