Are your brights on?

maybe it's time for you to check out getting some
Low Beams


below is the actual description of this product (i swear i am not making this up)

Nipple concealer adhesives. Put the brakes on your brights. With low beams, you are back in the dirvers's seat free fom the glaring side effects of blast of cold air. By simply applying these ouch-less center, latex-free adhesives, your winning smile will be the only thing stopping traffic.

Use low beams with or without a bra, while running (about town or around the block) or even under a bathing suit. Low beams are semi-sheer in color and come with easy application instructions.

is it that women today don't have a trusted girlfriend to tell them the
universal female nipple-itis code "hey, are you cold?"
or have we gotten so lazy that we can't be bothered to cross our arms?
i dont have to worry cause i dont think my high beams (or low beams)
have ever "stopped traffic."