Since YOU have a life...

you probably missed this "live" or on "west coast" time.
but lucky for you i didn't and neither did some youtuber:
jessica simpson presenting at the 2006 vma's

my favorite part is when she says "push my tush".
i'm sure it's moments like this that made john mayer fall head over heels for her "wonderland" and make nick wish he hadn't divorced her.
if you would like a dress like jessica's check out your local "Robert Palmer Back Up Dancer" apparel store in your mall right next to Hot Topic.