The universe is expanding...

but our real estate market just got smaller.
yes, yes we all know that we have one less planet.
I will NOT be making "My very energetic mother..." jokes
I will NOT talk about
I WILL say that it's a heck of a time to be in the textbook industry or to become an encyclopedia salesman...
and a terrible time for the man who "discovered" the neverwas planet...whatever his name was.
So to the poor kid who gets assigned Saturn this year instead of Pluto as their "create a planet and write a report" science project and to all the other changes that annoyingly have to now be made in our universe, I dedicate this to you:
My most favorite Animaniacs song (which will now also have to be changed)